These dog days of the election process are quite interesting because it
would seem that getting a false voter card was easy. This is despite the
fact that I have been told many times the registration process insures
only legitimate voters are on the rolls. When I questioned if that
statement is true, I have been told LOUDLY that there are no instances
of voter fraud in New Mexico so the integrity of the voting process has
been proven. However, that statement is a hard sell now with the advent
of Dog-and-Husband-Gate.

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