Washington Times. “Did you know that according to a new Pew study, more than 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote? And that leading Democrats are fiercely opposing new laws that tighten voting requirements? This tells us, just as we suspected, that the zombie population is becoming a major Democratic constituency.”
(Spooky voice from beyond the grave): Stop trying to disenfranchise the less living, in a blatant partisan attempt to suppress traditionally-Democrat voters! /s